The Expendables 2

— I heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a kind cobra?
— Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

Why is it that the one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most, dies? And the ones that deserve to die, keep on living?

— What's he doing?
— Probably making a bomb.
— You serious?
— Ask him.
— What you doing, Gunner?
— I'm making a bomb. You mind?
— A maniac with brains...
— Scary.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you... man and knife.

I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene.

— I got an idea. And with your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
— My ego?
— Your ego.
— What do you mean, my ego?
— You;ve got a big ego.
— Well, check your ego out.
— Please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur.

— If you ever want help, call me, or you're dead.
— I'll do that.