Polly Prince

— I don't have a plan.
— Yes, you do! You're on the non-plan plan.

— I can't believe you're eating Indian. You hate spicy food.
— No, I don't, Mom.
— Seriously?
— Well, I'm gonna... Psst! I'm gonna ask... I'm gonna ask this nice Native American man to get us a bigger table.
— Mom, they're Indian. You can call them Indian.
— It's okay. Hi. Need big table, please. Four people. Many thanks.

Have you ever heard of a guy shouting out «50» when he orgasmed?