Wednesday

— Oh my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N. My whole world is tilted! You know what you need?
— A bullet to the head?

Bianca: I see you finally made a friend. Even if it is a plant.
Wednesday: I go for quality over quantity.

Tyler Galpin: Holy crap! Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?

Wednesday Addams: It's more of a hobby.

The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

— Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school, and your parents pulled strings to get you off.
— Actually, it was two kids, but who's counting?

Wednesday: Your followers are clearly imbeciles. They respond to your stories with insipid little pictures.

Enid: Uh, you mean, emojis? It's how people express their feelings. I realize that's a foreign concept to you.

Wednesday: When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope, shovel, hole.

You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

— So where'd you learn those kung fu moves?
— My uncle taught me. He spent five years in a Tibetan Monastery.
— Was he a monk?
— Prisoner.

Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.

Enid: Don't tell me Wednesday Addams is mellowing out.
Wednesday: Never. More like evolving.

— I'm told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn't take it to heart.
— Fortunately, you don't have one.
— Finally, a kind word for your mother.