Two and a Half Men Quotes

Year:

2003 – 2015

Tagline:

«Charlie Lives! (syndication)»

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy, Melodrama

Two and a Half Men Quotes by Category

— Come on, really. What's the big secret with these women?
— Boy, I really don't wanna get into it.
— They're hideous, right?
— No.
— Insufferable?
— No.
— Inflatable?

Alan doesn't want to introduce Charlie and Jake to the women he's dating.

— What are you watching?
— Soft-core porn.
— Sound's not on.
— I don't need to hear them.

— Alan, the kid was asking about these women you've been going out with. Why he never meets them.
— Really? What did you tell him?
— I said it's probably because he's disgusting... I also told him that you love him, you don't want him to get attached to somebody and then be dissapointed if things don't work out.
— Good. Thank you.
— But how come I don't get to meet them?
— Because you're disgusting.