Two and a Half Men Quotes

Year:

2003 – 2015

Tagline:

«Charlie Lives! (syndication)»

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy, Melodrama

Two and a Half Men Quotes by Category

There are no small, frightened women. That's a myth. Perpetrated by the large, angry women who secretly run the world.

— It's just for a couple of days.
— A couple of days? Jack The Ripper just kill a couple of prostitutes. It was still wrong.

Alan's ex-wife is going to move in for a couple of days.