This Is Going to Hurt

Common things are common, Adam. If you hear hooves clip-clopping outside of your bedroom window, it could be a zebra. But realistically it's gonna be a horse.

— Are you a real doctor?
— Fair question. Though strangely one you've asked me after showed me your vagina.

— It's okay, Andrea, everything's gonna be fine. You'll have a baby in five minutes.
— And is free?
— Yep free, completely free. We're not even allowed to accept tips.

You just need to be less of a wallflower. It's dog eat dog in this place. And... the dogs eat wallflowers.

— Can I put a hand on your tummy?
— How cold are they?
— A bit.
— That's good. It means they ain't just been inside another patient then.
— Means they haven't been inside a living patient.

Thank you God I don't believe in!