The Vampire Diaries [Season 1, Episode 11]

Oh, you were so much more fun when you were asleep.

If you wanna be with someone forever, you have to live forever.

Here's to the man that broke my heart, crushed my soul, destroyed my life and ruined any and all chances of happiness.

— Where are we?
— In Georgia.
— Georgia? No, no, no, we're not. Seriously, Damon, where are we?
— Seriously, we're in Georgia.

You don't wanna go back right now, do you? What's the rush? Time out. Trust me, your problems are still gonna be there when you get home.

I know I don't know you, so don't ask me why I did this. I just... sometimes... Well, mostly all the time, I have this need to be right.