The Vampire Diaries

– Let's just say that I'm descended from Katherine. Does that make me part-vampire?
– Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.

– What are you doing here?
– A failed and feeble attempt at doing the right thing.

– Even though she has every reason to hate me, still helped Stefan save me.
– Why do you sound so surprised?
– She did it for you. Which means somewhere along the way... you decided that I was worth saving. And I wanted to thank you... for that.

— Please don't leave me.
— I don't have a choice, baby.

— You should go. I got this.
— You did this. This is your fault.
— You confuse me for someone with remorse. None of this matters to me. None of it.
— People die around you. How could it not matter? It matters, and you know it.

– What happened? You okay?
– No, I'm not okay. I was ambushed. I was shot. Now I'm vengeful.

— Wait, what are the rules?
— Who needs rules?

Why are you just standing there? That is a girl who clearly wants to be chased.

— How can you even eat, if technically you're supposed to be...
— Dead? It's not such a bad word. As long as I keep a healthy diet of blood in my system... my body functions pretty normally.
— This nice act, is any of it real?

— As long as you heard it.
— Wait, huh? What? You have no sense of humor, Stefan.
— Actually, I just have no sense of Damon humor.
— Damon humor?

– Bonnie deactivated the Gilbert invention, Isobel's gone and it's Founders' day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
– Don't start with me.
– Oh, you started it, Stefan... with that whole "I'm insecure, leave Elena alone" speech.

— What are you?
— You know.
— No, I don't.
— Yes, you do, or you wouldn't be here.
— It's not possible. It can't be.
— Everything you know and every belief that you have is about to change. Are you ready for that?
— What are you?
— I'm a vampire.