The Originals: Funny Quotes

— The werewolf would like to know what the plan is.
— Well, that depends on what plan you have in mind, my love. My plan for world domination or Rebecca's plan to find love in this cruel, cruel world.

Give a dollar for every mess my family got me into.

— You're Hailey, Klaus's wife
— Ew. No. Never.

The mighty Freya Mikaelson felled by antiseptic.

— So you had your little hybrid friend attack your mother?
— Henry just did the heavy lifting. And "attack" is a really strong word. Mom's fine. In a really nice coffin, sleeping. I cloaked her in a sleeping spell that I wrote myself.
— Oh, well, in that case, I've never been prouder!

— I can't believe Hope did this.
— Oh, no, she's, uh, right on schedule. My teenage temper tantrums involved birds falling out of the sky and entire villages burning, so... family tradition.