I'm not sure whether, I want to love her, or eat her.

— This could be a long torture session.
— I'll tell you anything you want to know.
— Torture first, then you talk.

Rare implies dangerously cooked. When I say, «rare», I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.

Tooth decay is caused by three things. Number one, poor diet. Number two, not brushing properly. And number three... Bad fairies.

— Do you like carving?
— Well, not flesh or anything.

I guess you get to a certain age and you realize that nothing exciting is ever going to happen to you. And maybe that's just the way it is. You know, maybe some people just have quiet lives.

I am so bad. I can't believe I'm doing this.