Anthony (Tony) Lewis

— I think you know what I'm worried about.
— Is it your hair? I know it's falling out!
— Not my hair, my daughter!
— Your daughter?
— Yes, I need to know if your... intentions are honorable.
— No, not really.
— No?!
— Well I can't deny it. I mean, they're bordering, hovering, teetering on the dishonorable.
— He'll have her on her back before you can say, «Happy ever-after».

— Oh, it's about time. Where's the wood? For the fire?
— Oh, we couldn't find any.
— Couldn't find any wood? In a forest?

— It's no use. The man is a complete idiot.
— If only. Now my father, he was a complete idiot. I'm still a half-wit.

What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know why can't you just say: «Oh, that'll be a hundred gold coins?» Why does it always have to be, No, not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on a giant's ass?

— Do you like carving?
— Well, not flesh or anything.

— Wolf's not coming out, he must have found the way in.
— Why does that follow? bHe could have just run out of air, and he could be drowned.

You know what I'm startin' to think? I'm startin' to think that the only kind of people they want in this country are guys like me. You know, guys who will work
for scraps, do six jobs. Basically, bend over and take it. Wanna know something, darling? 10, 15 years tops, this country is finished as a democracy. I'm telling you, as a caring society, where people do things for each other, we're done, we're finished.