Scrubs [Season 6, Episode 8]

You have been wrong about so many things that I'm not even going to say something's «wrong» any more. Instead, I'm going to say, «It's Dorian». And the fact that you'd be willing to skip seeing that child's heartbeat for the first time is just plain Dorian.

— And I was already kind of looking forward to doing all of those parent things you hear about. You know, like changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. Turk was gonna even teach me
how to throw like a guy, so...
— Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself.

Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling, blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy...