Kim Briggs

— I'll be in charge of the epidural. And as soon as you are ready, I'll have it make you so numb you're gonna feel like you 're passing a marshmallow.
— But that sounds sticky and uncomfortable.
— Passing a unicorn...
— That's a big horse with a horn!
— Passing a rainbow!
— That's better!

— And I was already kind of looking forward to doing all of those parent things you hear about. You know, like changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. Turk was gonna even teach me
how to throw like a guy, so...
— Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself.

This is the end of our relationship, but it's sorta just the beginning.