Scrubs [Season 3, Episode 18]

And at the end of the day, that's who you want. The guy who shows up when you need him, without having to ask.

It's a mystery how one woman can drive you crazy over and over again.

— Laverne, what would you give me if I get this jellybean in your cleavage?
— A concussion.

OK, what did I do? Think. I got her a present on my ex-girlfriend's birthday. I called that new cute nurse a "young Carla Espinosa", Damn, that was stupid. I've left my toenail clippings on her throw pillow. I forgot to put the toilet seat down and she bruised her butt. Wow, why is she marrying me?

You are looking slim. Are those new scrubs or is it that you no longer have a soul?

— Three long years of busting my hump here and it has finally paid off.
— You got the fellowship?
— I get to be the clown in Paediatrics.