Scrubs [Season 3, Episode 14]

But here's the point. You might find out that thing you hate so much, is the very same thing you miss when it's gone.

But in the end, the most important thing to accept, is that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.

What's the matter with you there Sheila? You look like Maybelline just went belly up.

— It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids. And we need to figure out something great for the adults.
— How about a Russian Roulette booth? And here's the kicker. We put bullets in all the chambers. That way everybody wins!

— What? They're my shower shorts.
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— Shower Shorts?
— For the man who has nothing to hide. But still wants to.

You know something? You have slept with both of my sisters. That means you and I something in common.