Scrubs Quotes

Year:

2001 – 2010

Tagline:

«I'm No Superman»

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

Country:

USA

Genres:

Drama, Comedy

Scrubs Quotes by Category

You're scaring everyone in the hospital. They're delivering a baby and it's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

I like to think your life comes down to the choices you've made. Like the choice to stand up to a superior. Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't. Or the choice
to let someone help you for once. In the end, you just have to trust your decisions. And hopefully you'll land on solid ground.

— Think we'd hang out if it weren't for JD and Turk?
— Probably not. They are the one thing we have most in common.
— We have a lot in common. We have a hard time digesting dairy.
— You're right. Do you want to be my maid of honour?

Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest? If you're a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

— Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea. Do you think that's interesting enough to present to Dr Kelso?
— I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you. So head to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of «Who Gives a Rat's Ass»?

— OK. I'm Dr Cox. This is my Gal Friday. She'll help me to take care of you. But before we get underway, we need you to ease up on the yakety-yak.
— Drop the macho act now. They're gone.
— Act-schmact. The lips stay zipped.
— Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing.
— We're not.
— Well, aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.
— Careful there, sweetcheeks. I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet.