How I Met Your Mother [Season 5]

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?! Right? Brad Pitt... Seven? Nothing? Yeah, I'm the jerk.

— Lily, since I stopped dating Robin, there's this thing I haven't used as much as I would like. It's kind of big. Surprisingly heavy. Kind of leathery. And it's black.
— Huh?
— This, my friends, is the playbook!