Game of Thrones [Season 2, Episode 2]

I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.

— You know, you shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you.
— Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone.

— If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast, would you do it without question?
— Without question? No. I'd ask, "How much?"

— How'd you know he was a knight?
— Well, it was 'cause he'd got armor on.
— You don't have to be a knight to have armor. Any idiot can buy armor.
— How do you know?
— 'Cause I sold armor.

— In a real war, the side with the greater number wins, nine times out of ten.
— Then we must be the 10th.

What is the world coming to when smugglers must vouch for the honor of kings?

— I don't like threats.
— Who threatened you?
— I'm not Ned Stark. I understand the way this game is played.
— Ned Stark was a man of honor.
— And I am not. Threaten me again and I'll have you thrown into the sea.

— The sea is in my blood.
— Your blood will be in the sea if I don't watch where l'm going.

If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we died.

Friends are such an important part of life.

This is what ruling is, lying on a bed of weeds, ripping them out by the root, one by one, before they strangle you in your sleep.

— And correct me if l'm wrong, most pirates don't grow old.
— Only the clever ones.