Game of Thrones: Funny Quotes

— A wise man once said, "The true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
— Who said this?
— Me. Just now.

— How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?
— In my own bed? At the age of 80? With a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock?

Whoever you are, wherever you go, someone in this city wants to murder you.

— The sea is in my blood.
— Your blood will be in the sea if I don't watch where l'm going.

— I always imagined meself doing something much worse.
— We're digging latrine pits at the end of the world. I can't imagine anything much worse.
— You lack imagination.

— You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army.
— That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.

— What do you think they were like, the First Men?
— Stupid. Smart people don't find themselves in places like this.

— If it's a boy, we want to name him "Jon."
— I hope it's a girl.

— So what you whinging about?
— I'm not whinging.
— Your lips are moving, and you're complaining about something. That's whinging.

— I became the Three-Eyed Raven.
— Oh! I don't know what that means.