10 Things I Hate About You [Season 1, Episode 4]

— I'm dating this older guy...
— How much older is "older"?
— 26. Or maybe 31. It's hard to tell.

— You brought a little kitty for naptime?
— It's my lucky charm. Okay, you got me. I use it to smuggle heroin.

— Patrick Verona has spent more time in this office than I have.
— For what?
— Here. Let me get his file for you. Oh, wait a minute. It says here it's none of your business.

A good reputation can take you places in politics and business, in this house.

— You're my first G. B. F.
— What...a G. B. F.?
— "Gay best friend". See you tomorrow!
— She's kidding... She was just kidding. It's nothing.

— ... I may have overreacted a little when I kicked the trash can over on him.
— It's very noble of you to confess.
— Thank you. So he doesn't have detention?
— No. You have it with him.