Cameron James

— When the girls see me carrying all these flowers, they'll wonder, "Who's that guy?"
— Or they'll think you're a float.

— Do I know you?
— Cameron James...
— ... Oh, Bianca's gay friend. Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I want to show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.

— We need a ride.
— Well, my mom's at her angry divorcee meeting tonight.

— You're my first G. B. F.
— What...a G. B. F.?
— "Gay best friend". See you tomorrow!
— She's kidding... She was just kidding. It's nothing.

— I just want a girlfriend. And every girl here remembers that tornado drill in fourth grade when I wet my pants.
— Can I press pause on this Lifetime TV movie?

— Did you understand what I said?
— See, that's the problem. Great with the repeating, not so great with the understanding. But I'm guessing it was about flowers. Props for bringing props, by the way!

Well, better to tell Dawn how I feel than let her get away. That's the moral of every romantic comedy.

I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.