Personal space. Ever heard of it?

Are you sure she isn't here? Maybe we should check again in about two minutes.

— Do I know you?
— Cameron James...
— ... Oh, Bianca's gay friend. Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I want to show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.

Can I ask you a favor? Don't break my heart. Okay?

— We need a ride.
— Well, my mom's at her angry divorcee meeting tonight.

Can we just agree on a minimum safe distance or do I have to file a restrainer order?

— This isn't war, this is love!
— And love's a battlefield.

Before I do anything, I have to get out of being grounded, which means convincing my father that I am trustworthy, dependable, and unlikely to have sex. So much harder than stopping terrorists.

A good reputation can take you places in politics and business, in this house.

Lesson learned: do not hit on a man wearing rubber gloves.

— You're my first G. B. F.
— What...a G. B. F.?
— "Gay best friend". See you tomorrow!
— She's kidding... She was just kidding. It's nothing.

— I was told the spots aren't assigned!
— Oh, no, they are assigned...by Charles Darvin. So why don't you and your dinosaur head to the back with the rest of the extinct species?
— My dinosaur wanted to Jurassic park here.

— ... I may have overreacted a little when I kicked the trash can over on him.
— It's very noble of you to confess.
— Thank you. So he doesn't have detention?
— No. You have it with him.

You know, most people have a forehead. You've got a five-head. Five! I mean, that's what all the big agencies are looking for. It's like a billboard on your face!

— I just want a girlfriend. And every girl here remembers that tornado drill in fourth grade when I wet my pants.
— Can I press pause on this Lifetime TV movie?

— I'm not stupid. You went to a club, which means you have a fake ID.
— No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. Get out of there!
— I'm not sure what amazes me more. The fact that you lied to Dad or that this ID is so good.