10 Things I Hate About You

— Finally! A fully formed female. I am so over freshmen. I do not find retainers hot.
— Are you confused that a fully formed female could kick your ass?

— When the girls see me carrying all these flowers, they'll wonder, "Who's that guy?"
— Or they'll think you're a float.

— She's late for curfew!
— Dad, relax. She's at a soccer game. The odds of her being kidnapped and sold into slavery are very slim.

Personal space. Ever heard of it?

Are you sure she isn't here? Maybe we should check again in about two minutes.

— Look, if I wanted to go on a date with him, I'd ask him myself. Feminism, ever heard of it?
— Mm, isn't that the thing that killed romance?

— Do I know you?
— Cameron James...
— ... Oh, Bianca's gay friend. Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I want to show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.

Can I ask you a favor? Don't break my heart. Okay?

— We need a ride.
— Well, my mom's at her angry divorcee meeting tonight.

Can we just agree on a minimum safe distance or do I have to file a restrainer order?

— This isn't war, this is love!
— And love's a battlefield.

Before I do anything, I have to get out of being grounded, which means convincing my father that I am trustworthy, dependable, and unlikely to have sex. So much harder than stopping terrorists.

A good reputation can take you places in politics and business, in this house.

Lesson learned: do not hit on a man wearing rubber gloves.

— You're my first G. B. F.
— What...a G. B. F.?
— "Gay best friend". See you tomorrow!
— She's kidding... She was just kidding. It's nothing.

— I was told the spots aren't assigned!
— Oh, no, they are assigned...by Charles Darvin. So why don't you and your dinosaur head to the back with the rest of the extinct species?
— My dinosaur wanted to Jurassic park here.