Top Rated Quotes

What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

— We can't get married at all.
— Why not?
— Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
— Doesn't matter.
— I smoke. I smoke all the time.
— I don't care.
— Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
— I forgive you.
— I can never have children.
— We can adopt some.
— But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.
— Well, nobody's perfect.

They taught me the meaning of loyalty, that you should never forget anyone that you've loved.

I feel like I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs, and no one even looks up.