— All right, everybody, listen up! I'm going to tell you a story. A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day, and as he's shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun's knee. The young nun looks up at the priest and says, "Father, remember Luke 14:10." The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed. Next time they stop at a light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh, again the nun says,
"Remember Luke 14:10, Father." The priest apologizes. "The flesh is weak," he says. So he drops her off, and when he gets home, he reaches for his bible and he flips to Luke 14:10. Anyone know what it says? Hmm? What does it say, Pat?
— "Friend, come up higher, then shalt thou have glory!"