— What do we do? We're a risk management firm.
— Which means?
— We're in the business of saving marriages.
— How do you do that?
— We grease the way that makes state-of-the-art infidelity possible. People who cheat get caught because, A they want to, or B they're found somewhere they said they weren't. We create a false reality, making people appear to be where they're supposed to be.
— So you help men cheat on their wives?
— And wives cheat on their husbands. We're an equal opportunity employer.
— You're a professional liar.