The Tourist

"Invite me to dinner, Frank."
"What? Would you like to have dinner?"
"Women don't like questions."
"Join me for dinner."
"Too demanding."
"Join me for dinner?"
"Another question."
"I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me".

Twenty million dollars' worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose?

"May I pay you a compliment?"
"Another question you need never ask."
"You are the least down-to-earth person I've ever met."

— Permission to fire.
— Hold your fire.

"You're ravenous."
"Do you mean ravishing?"
"I do."
"You're ravenous."

"I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door."
" I see. What problem do you have with the door?"
"No, no. There are two men with guns trying to break in."
"Your Spanish is excellent, sir."
"Thank you."
(GUNSHOTS)
"I gotta go!"
"Sir? Americans".

"Why is everyone trying to kill me?"
"It's because I kissed you."

"Now...you wish to report a murder."
"No. Some people tried to kill me."
"I was told you were reporting a murder."
"Attempted murder."
"That's not so serious."
"No. Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's serious."

"Engaging target."
"Negative. That is an order."
"This guy is crazy."

"I loved him. That brilliant, playful, disrespectful young bastard."

"So you love me."
"I do."
"How do you feel about Alexander Pearce these days?"
"I love him too. "

"I'm Elise."
"I'm Frank."
"That's a terrible name."
"Heh, heh. It's the only one I've got."
"Maybe we can find you another."

Magnificent. I've never really understood the love that people devote to each other. Money, yes. Possessions, yes. But people are so unreliable. They sicken, decay and die. But this... This is worth dying for.

Well, what is it he did, really? He stole money from a gangster. A dead gangster. And he has good taste in women. I can't say I don't wish him well.