Frank Tupelo / Alexander Pearce

"Invite me to dinner, Frank."
"What? Would you like to have dinner?"
"Women don't like questions."
"Join me for dinner."
"Too demanding."
"Join me for dinner?"
"Another question."
"I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me".

"May I pay you a compliment?"
"Another question you need never ask."
"You are the least down-to-earth person I've ever met."

"You're ravenous."
"Do you mean ravishing?"
"I do."
"You're ravenous."

"I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door."
" I see. What problem do you have with the door?"
"No, no. There are two men with guns trying to break in."
"Your Spanish is excellent, sir."
"Thank you."
(GUNSHOTS)
"I gotta go!"
"Sir? Americans".

"Why is everyone trying to kill me?"
"It's because I kissed you."

"Now...you wish to report a murder."
"No. Some people tried to kill me."
"I was told you were reporting a murder."
"Attempted murder."
"That's not so serious."
"No. Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's serious."

"So you love me."
"I do."
"How do you feel about Alexander Pearce these days?"
"I love him too. "

"I'm Elise."
"I'm Frank."
"That's a terrible name."
"Heh, heh. It's the only one I've got."
"Maybe we can find you another."