The Legend of Bagger Vance

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The Legend of Bagger Vance
Year: 
2000

A down-and-out golfer attempts to recover his game and his life with help from a mystical caddy.

Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Drama, Melodrama, Sport

Now the question on the tabIe... is how drunk is drunk enough? And the answer is, it's all a matter of brain cells. Brain cells? That's right. Every drink of liquor you take kills 1000 brain cells. But that don't matter, we got billions more. First the sadness cells die, so you smile real big. Then the quiet cells go, so you talk real loud for no reason at all. That's okay,|because the stupid ceIIs go next so everything you say|is reaI smart. And finally... come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches|to kill.

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Now the question on the tabIe... is how drunk is drunk enough? And the answer is, it's all a matter of brain cells. Brain cells? That's right. Every drink of liquor you take kills 1000 brain cells. But that don't matter, we got billions more. First the sadness cells die, so you smile real big. Then the quiet cells go, so you talk real loud for no reason at all. That's okay,|because the stupid ceIIs go next so everything you say|is reaI smart. And finally... come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches|to kill.
Rannulph Junuh
Alcohol (drug)