Tango & Cash

— Where'd you learn to drive?
— Stevie Wonder.

— You'll make a very ugly bride someday.
— Is that a proposal?

— You crazy guy! What did you do with my car?! I believe in perestroika!
— Welcome to America!

— How'd you know who to shoot?
— The ring.
— No, the monogram.
— Monogram?
— It was reversed. What about the ring?
— On the wrong hand.
— Are we clever or what?

If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood.

— Hey! That crapper is mine!
— And what am I supposed to use?
— I don't give a shit! Just don't use that.
— Okay, bud. We're gonna get one thing straight right now. That is yours!

If you want to stare death in the eye, you should've gotten married.