Raymond Tango

— Do you want the good news or bad news?
— The bad.
— We're almost out of gas.
— The good?
— We're almost out of gas.

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Tango & Cash

Gabriel Cash

Raymond Tango

— Why is yours bigger than mine?
— Genetics, peewee.

— Where'd you learn to drive?
— Stevie Wonder.

— You'll make a very ugly bride someday.
— Is that a proposal?

— How'd you know who to shoot?
— The ring.
— No, the monogram.
— Monogram?
— It was reversed. What about the ring?
— On the wrong hand.
— Are we clever or what?

— Subtle! Real subtle!
— We're in!