Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [Movie]

— I suppose in exchange, you want me not to kill the whelp.
— No, no, no. Not at all. By all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet.

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Captain Jack Sparrow

Hector Barbossa

Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.

Well, if you're intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue, and so win fair lady's heart, you'll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me.

He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cutout. So he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.

Waste not!

— You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck.
— Fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
— Aye. That'll about do it.

— So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need, and watch you sail away in my ship?
— No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Dead men tell no tales.

Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it, lads? So I'll be having that dress back before you go.

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Hector Barbossa

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— You stole my boat.
— Actually — borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.

Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny. Therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you, because, in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you.

I'm curious. After killing me, what is it you're planning on doing next?

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Hector Barbossa

Murder

— The rocks. Sir, it's a miracle she missed them.
— Will you be saving her then?
— I can't swim.
— Pride of the King's Navy, you are.

— You don't know what this is, do you?
— It's a pirate medallion.
— This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. And so the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a single piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.

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- You don't know what this is, do you?
- It's a pirate medallion.
- This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. And so the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a single piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.

Hector Barbossa

Elizabeth Swann

It's bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one.

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Joshamee Gibbs

Or perhaps the reason you practise three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

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Captain Jack Sparrow

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