Jerry, when three sources tell you the same thing word for word, you know they're lying. Mason Weaver mass media information life quotes
— Yeah! We're on a boat. We're on a boat headed up north on a river. — A boat? Where'd y'all get a boat? — We met this, like, crazy Santa Claus, time-traveller guy from World War II. You'll meet him. — What kind of boat y'all got? — It's more of, like, a plane than a boat, really. Let's call it a "ploat." Reg Slivko Glenn Mills Ironic Quotes
Men go to war in search of something, Mr. Conrad. If you'd found it, you'd be home by now. Bill Randa service, employment search
Isn't it odd the most dangerous places are always the most beautiful? James Conrad beauty danger Beautiful Quotes
We are soldiers! We do the dirty work, so our families and our countrymen don't have to be afraid! Preston Packard soldiers service, employment family protection
— Hold the phone there, Churchill. Russia was our ally. Now, you're saying we're at war with them? — It's more of a cold war. — Cold war like they take the summers off? James Conrad Hank Marlow Funny Quotes
— You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn? — Yeah. — There you go then. In case we ever see that primate again. — You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right? — No, it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn. — Who told you that, Cole? — My mother. — That actually explains a lot. Earl Cole Glenn Mills fairy tales upbringing Funny Quotes
— Slivko, do you know what you're doing back there? — Yeah! My pop's a mechanic. If I can't fix this, he'll disown me. Funny Quotes
— Like the Bermuda Triangle? Or like that aluminium foil hat that I like to wear on the weekends? — It's more like the triangle than the hat, but we like to think it's much more than that. Sen. Willis Bill Randa irony science Ironic Quotes