Junior

— I'm busy, Angela.
— I'm, pregnant, Larry.
— Really? That's wonderful. How long?
— Seven weeks, give or take.
— The Kelman wedding. The night of the Kelman wedding. Yeah, that's the only time we did it.
— No. He was in and out of my life very quickly.
— Not quickly enough, apparently. He who?
— It's not important.
— You sure it's not mine?
— Come on. After all the years we tried I don't think it's going to happen one night, by accident.
— Thought maybe one of mine could have bribed his way in or something.

My body — my choice!