How to lose a guy in 10 days

Cause you can't lose something you never had.

— Andie, this is Tony, and this is Thayer.
— Oh, yes. Hey. Benny Wenny's told me so much about you two.
— Oh, well, Benny Wenny's said wonderful things about you, too.
— Oh... Oh, they don't look so simple-minded.

— That it?
— That-that's it?
— That's it.
— Have you looked inside?
— No.
— Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?
— Uh, yeah, I guess I do.
— Well, it's hardly a purse, dude. It's more like a clutch or something.
— Guys, a woman's purse, all right... it's her secret source of power. All right? There-there are many dark and dangerous things in there that we, the male species, should know nothing about.

I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.

There isn't a diamond in the room that sparkles like a woman in love.

I'm talking about deep, meaningful, head-over-heels, his and her towels, let's grow old together, L-O-V-E.

And besides, why would I need to hit on another woman? You've got more than enough personalities to keep me completely occupied.

My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you!

Yes, you see, Mr. DeLauer controls 70% of the world's diamonds, and Mrs. DeLauer controls Mr. DeLauer.

— Too fast. I want you to respect me.
— I do. And I want your respect.
— I respect you for respecting me.

Andie Anderson: — You kept calling him?
Michelle Rueben: — I didn't leave a message. He didn't know it was me. My number's blocked.
Jeannie Ashcroft: — Oh, I-I'm sure he thought it was one of his friends. You know, men frequently call their friends' answering machines and hang up 20 times.

A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love... wants diamonds.