Andie Anderson (journalist)

Cause you can't lose something you never had.

— Andie, this is Tony, and this is Thayer.
— Oh, yes. Hey. Benny Wenny's told me so much about you two.
— Oh, well, Benny Wenny's said wonderful things about you, too.
— Oh... Oh, they don't look so simple-minded.

I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.

My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you!

— Too fast. I want you to respect me.
— I do. And I want your respect.
— I respect you for respecting me.

Andie Anderson: — You kept calling him?
Michelle Rueben: — I didn't leave a message. He didn't know it was me. My number's blocked.
Jeannie Ashcroft: — Oh, I-I'm sure he thought it was one of his friends. You know, men frequently call their friends' answering machines and hang up 20 times.