Gulliver's Travels (2010)

They say we must fight
To keep our freedom,
But Lord knows
There's got to be a better way!

Fun courtship... you and I have. It is over now. Must go. Those villagers shan't pillage themselves.

To legally court a woman of her stature... one must commit a valiant action... and this is virtually impossible as a commoner.

Why do war? What is it good for?