You married a guy for the sex, and then expected him to be smart. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 3 comments Tess' AttorneySexMarriageYou
Tess: — He was taken off the Dutch ship in Martinique... and died a week later of consumption. Gemma Honeycutt: — Oh... He drank too much? Nigel Honeycutt: — No. Um... Consumption, darling. As in tuberculosis. Not to be confused with consuming, as in guzzling. Gemma Honeycutt: — Oh, man. I'm so dumb. Finn: — Huh. You wanna hear dumb? I used to think that it meant he died having sex, as in consummating. Gemma Honeycutt: — You did? Finn: — Yeah. Tess: — You did? Finn: — Yeah. Nigel Honeycutt: — Really? Finn: — Mm-hm.Читать далее » Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Tess FinneganGemma HoneycuttNigel HoneycuttBen "Finn" Finnegan
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