Tess Finnegan

Tess: — He was taken off the Dutch ship in Martinique... and died a week later of consumption.
Gemma Honeycutt: — Oh... He drank too much?
Nigel Honeycutt: — No. Um... Consumption, darling. As in tuberculosis. Not to be confused with consuming, as in guzzling.
Gemma Honeycutt: — Oh, man. I'm so dumb.
Finn: — Huh. You wanna hear dumb? I used to think that it meant he died having sex, as in consummating.
Gemma Honeycutt: — You did?
Finn: — Yeah.
Tess: — You did?
Finn: — Yeah.
Nigel Honeycutt: — Really?
Finn: — Mm-hm.