— Can l ask you why you call your father Bill? — Well... if I'm in a crowded place and I yell... «Dad!» 50 guys would turn around. If I yell «Bill!» maybe two will turn around. It's a timesaver, really. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Grey EllisonCurly SueNameFunny Quotes
— Go brush your teeth. — I brushed my teeth in Detroit. — So you brush your teeth in Chicago now. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Bill DancerCurly SueHygieneFunny Quotes
— I got a job. — Great! — Yeah. It's not a great job, but it's work. I get my first paycheck in a week. I haven't done that in a long time. — I'm very proud of you. — Yeah? It's no big deal, really. It just feels better to be working. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Bill DancerGrey EllisonWorkWell-being, State Of Health
— You're going to cry. — Have you ever seen me cry, honey? — No, but l've seen you sad. — That's not crying, is it? You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Bill DancerCurly SueSadnessTearsSad Quotes
— It won't be the most beautiful outfit in the world, but I think it'll do. — How come this smells so good? — It's clean. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Curly SueGrey EllisonClothesPurityFunny Quotes
Told you this was a bad idea. It's no fun being somebody's toys. That's what we are. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Curly SueSad Quotes