— Can l ask you why you call your father Bill? — Well... if I'm in a crowded place and I yell... «Dad!» 50 guys would turn around. If I yell «Bill!» maybe two will turn around. It's a timesaver, really. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Curly SueGrey EllisonCurly SueNameFunny Quotes
— I got a job. — Great! — Yeah. It's not a great job, but it's work. I get my first paycheck in a week. I haven't done that in a long time. — I'm very proud of you. — Yeah? It's no big deal, really. It just feels better to be working. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Curly SueBill DancerGrey EllisonWorkWell-being, State Of Health
— It won't be the most beautiful outfit in the world, but I think it'll do. — How come this smells so good? — It's clean. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Curly SueCurly SueGrey EllisonClothesPurityFunny Quotes