Avengers: Age of Ultron

— But if you put the hammer in an elevator...
— It would still go up.
— Elevator's not worthy.

— Yes! Now this is gonna be a good story.
— Yup. If you live to tell it.
— You think I can't hold my own?
— We get through this, I'll hold your own.

— So stand. Outwit the platinum bastard.
— Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
— You know what, Romanoff?

— This is all our fault.
— Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know, 'cause the city I-, is flying. Okay, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there because of my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. It doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you, but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

— Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said... "language?"
— I know. It just slipped out.

— Fury, you son of a bitch.
— Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...

— Come to confess your sins?
— I don't know, how much time you got?
— More than you.