Nick Fury

— So stand. Outwit the platinum bastard.
— Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
— You know what, Romanoff?

— Fury, you son of a bitch.
— Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

— Hello, dear. Tell me everything. What ails you?
— Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
— Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you right? Was she ever not working for you?
— Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.
— Look, it's been a really long day, like, Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful?
— Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.
— You're not the director of me.
— I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man, who cares very much about you.

There was an idea...
To bring together a group of remarkable people...
To see if we could become something more...
So when they needed us we could fight the battles...
That they never could.

— We're time bomb.
— You need to step away.
— Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam.
— You know damn well why. Back off!
— I'm starting to want you to make me.
— Yeah. Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
— Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
— I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay dawn on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
— I think I would just cut the wire.
— Always a way out. You may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
— A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

— I watched my friends die. You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right? Pfft.
— Nope. Wasn't the worst part. The worst part... is that you didn't.

— He still going after launch codes?
— Yes, he is, but he's not making any headway.
— I cracked the Pentagon's firewall in high school on a dare.

Talos: — Young lady, I have a special skill... that kind of allows me to get into places I'm not supposed to be.
Maria Rambeau: — Call me "young lady" again... I'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.
Talos: — Am I supposed to guess where that is?
Nick Fury & Carol Danvers: — Your ass.

— Hey, how's your eye?
— Well, I'd say fine... but it can't believe what it's seeing.