Bill Murray

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Be available for life to happen.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.