The Mormon

What good is it for man to have faith, if his actions do not prove it. Con men don't reform. They simply find better angles.

— You know my chosen profession, right?
— Yes.
— People have been hiring hitmen for thousands of years. Ever since some Neanderthal gave some other Neanderthal half a mastodon to clock his brother with a rock.
— Neanderthals? I would have taken you for a creationist.
— More of a pragmatist, really. Which is where you come in.
— Do I?
— I think having a man of your skills covering my tracks would be extremely helpful.
— Well I'm sorry but I don't alibi crimes.