That's what I want. No thanks. He often hands me the phone, you know why? He just forgets.

— Wait... What do you think women want?
— I don't know. A cute, charming, elegant man...
— No kidding. They want money. Security. Ask this dude.[pointing to an elderly man and his young companion]. And you have all that.

— You'll have to come back tomorrow.9 am. Your paper will be signed. I wouldn't want to deprive you from welfare.
— Sorry I can't walk you to the door.
— It's all good. Don't get up... I mean stay seated. See you tomorrow.

— I was wrong. You're funny.
— I'm so funny I'm ready to take you on a one month trial.

— What happened?
— Medication side effect. Doctors call these «Ghost pains».

— By the way, how is it to be forced to rely on others for a living?
— What?
— You don't have a problem living from other people's work?
— I'm good, what about you?