— Is she dead? — No. She's resting her eyes for a minute. Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang BangPerry van ShrikeHarry LockhartFunny Quotes
— That it? — No. That's the other corpse, from the last guy who stayed here. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang BangPerry van ShrikeHarry LockhartSarcastic Quotes
This isn't «good cop, bad cop». This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
— What were you thinking? My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? — A picture of me? — No, the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment Kiss Kiss Bang BangPerry van ShrikeHarry LockhartIdiotsSarcastic Quotes
Whatever. Out. Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment Kiss Kiss Bang BangSleepSarcastic Quotes
— I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me? — Fuck you. Anyway, that's ambiguous. — Ambiguous? I don't think so. <...> — I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing. — I think that you are bluffing right now. — Harry, what are you doing? — What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called «Am I Bluffing»? Huh! Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? Where is the girl? — What did you just do? — I just put in one bullet, didn't I? — You put a live round in that gun? — Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance. — Eight? Who taught you math?Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang BangPerry van ShrikeHarry LockhartGuardian of the mosque
— Boils down to this: Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home. Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went. — That was the last anybody saw of her? — With a symmetrical, ungooshed head. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang BangPerry van ShrikeHarry Lockhart
— Hey, hey, hey. It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick? — Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
— Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction. — Oh, is that a fact. — Like in the movies, when a guy sticks a gun at some schmuck's back and says: «Let's take a walk». He's got a hostage. — I've seen that movie. — In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation. — Right, huh? — That's so the schmuck doesn't take the gun back and make him eat it.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kiss Kiss Bang BangPerry van ShrikeHarry Lockhart