You know what? I'm gona go ahead and I'm gona tell you the real reason I'm having lunch with you today. You see, I don't really have any friends at the moment. And to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested at all. My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breather. They literaly have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second. They can't communicate without emojis. And they actualy think that the world wants to know that they are, "Eating a taco, exclamation point, smiley face, smiley face." Like we give a fuck. I am an old soul. I like old music and old movies and even old people. Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there, and they have nothing in common with me.