Kat Ellis

— You know what pisses me off? I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know anything about you.
— I'm allergic to fabric softener. I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.

I feel like crap but I wanna look hot doing it.

Every woman has the exact love life she wants.

— Where did you find him?
— Yellow Pages.

Oh, I should warn you. You know those families where everyone's out of their mind but they're your family so you love them? Mine's not like that. I love my dad. But since he's my stepdad,
he's technically not family. He's more like a hostage.

— It must feel great getting paid just for being you.
— Who says I'm being me?