Julius Caesar

Oh God, that`s so... so mean, to point out one`s weaknesses in a tough situation!

— Ok. No bridge, no way to cross, let`s go back.
— Wait, where d`you go? There is no way back for us.
— Come, i`ll show it to you!

— Oh, look! That good-for-nothing is back!
— Yeah, you got the respect...

— Oh my goodness, just look at those people! You are a hero after all... Take a bow, go to the forest, kill an animal. MOSES! Moses gathers firewood, you light a fire, and Lyubova with granny cook something.
— I wonder, what will you do meanwhile?
— Yes, that`s interesting!
— You people are funny, i`m the hero`s horse! What if we battle tomorrow, i have to be well-rested!

Yeah, food shortage in a young organism leads to a quick death of brain cells, in case they are present.

— Who are you?
— I`m Saint Lucas, and this is Moses the Prophet.

— Help! SOS! Somebody save the bogatyr steed!!! I don`t want to die! Moses, my friend, take care of my family...
— Calm down, Julius, you don`t have any family.
— Oh my God! I don`t even have a family... I`m too young to die!..

Don`t you get me with a "got it", got it?

Tikhon, take your time, concentrate, we`ll set a camp meanwhile, by the morning you should be done reading.

This is tyranny! At least let me eat before the journey!

Shamakhanian Penguin!

— Ok, let`s discuss it. Yes, i`m a talking horse, but that`s not a reason to fight, is it?
— Don`t listen to him. Cut his head off.

Don`t you make my horseshoes laugh!

Typical heroes: strike first, ask questions later!

I read in a book once, that starvation cure only works after a heavy supper.

Horse youself! I`m a talking steed! And you! You`re a Shamakhanian Penguin!